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The Sad Blue Frog


Once a pond a time
(more than a month but less than a century)

In a place far, far away
(further than a mile but closer than Mars)

There dwelled a magic but a sad and blue frog
(if you were the color blue you would be sad too)

The frog named Bruce
(it was really Kermit doing a bit part)

Would spend the days singing the frog song:
Rrrrbit, Rrrripe, Rrrrapit, RO ...... bud - Y - zer
(and a do wa diddy diddy dom diddy do)

And in the evening you would hear his sad, sad sound
(with a big burp here and a big burp there, here a burp, there a burp, everywhere a burp burp)

Then one day a beautiful independent, self-assured princess came upon the frog

'So what's up toad, why so blue?'

The frog said to the princess:
(like the spider to the fly)

'I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me
One kiss from you, and I will turn back into a prince
Then we can marry, and move into the castle with my mom
You can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children
And forever feel happy doing so'

(said the frog with a cocky grin)

That night, while the princess dined on frog's legs
She laughed to herself and thought
'I don't fucking think so.....'


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